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Post by ozymandias on Jul 14, 2005 14:38:40 GMT -5
Where in fucks name did THIS come from
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Post by God on Jul 14, 2005 14:39:35 GMT -5
This is officialy the best thread in the history of the internet.
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Post by mario the blak knight on Jul 14, 2005 14:40:16 GMT -5
you know what would be betta than chopin 50 cents head with a katana?
chopin him to peices with a katana
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Post by Devil on Jul 14, 2005 14:40:32 GMT -5
Put it in tha mothafuckin' archive!!
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Post by God on Jul 14, 2005 14:41:26 GMT -5
I will once I close it. Around page 4, probably. *BREAK DANCES*
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Post by mario the blak knight on Jul 14, 2005 14:42:04 GMT -5
and what about 2 katanas
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Post by God on Jul 14, 2005 14:42:26 GMT -5
My penis is bigger than a katana
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Post by Devil on Jul 14, 2005 14:42:54 GMT -5
Check out the story...
Once upon a time, there was a white dude who died because he wasn't black...
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Post by ozymandias on Jul 14, 2005 14:42:55 GMT -5
----------- |WTF!?!| ----------- | | | ^( ) None of you people are actually black! And black people hate asians so by saying your black means you hate japanise girls, which means that you don't want to go to japan, which means your lives will suck! That ain't groovy!
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Post by mario the blak knight on Jul 14, 2005 14:43:12 GMT -5
spinaroonie time!!! *doing spinaroonie*
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Post by God on Jul 14, 2005 14:44:01 GMT -5
Danny(ozy), we're the BLACKIZT things since the color black.
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Post by mario the blak knight on Jul 14, 2005 14:44:24 GMT -5
i should kick your ass for saying that you bastard!!!
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Post by Devil on Jul 14, 2005 14:45:15 GMT -5
WHAT??!
I'm not saying I'm black, Japan is the best country ever!
And Asians are the hottest girls ever!
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mario the blak knight
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Post by mario the blak knight on Jul 14, 2005 14:45:23 GMT -5
you Knowz it, NEGRO!
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Post by ozymandias on Jul 14, 2005 14:45:36 GMT -5
I might actually believe that since there are no "yo mama" jokes. Those things were all white people.
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Post by God on Jul 14, 2005 14:45:43 GMT -5
Back off Danny, you don't wanna fuck wit dis nigga!
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Post by mario the blak knight on Jul 14, 2005 14:46:40 GMT -5
yo mama
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Post by God on Jul 14, 2005 14:47:08 GMT -5
This thread tickles me in a way that if Loretta tickled me in that way I'd say "Oh yeah .. that's nice ... thats the spot."
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Post by ozymandias on Jul 14, 2005 14:48:40 GMT -5
Is Cleavland black? cause Brian doesn't freak out on him.
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Post by God on Jul 14, 2005 14:49:21 GMT -5
Cleavland is SO black that light cannot escape his skin, therefore Brian cannot see him.
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Post by mario the blak knight on Jul 14, 2005 14:49:28 GMT -5
hey! i crave more chicken!
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Post by God on Jul 14, 2005 14:50:31 GMT -5
STEAL some from popeyes
100th post. w00t
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Post by Devil on Jul 14, 2005 14:51:19 GMT -5
WHaaaaszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuupppp?!?!
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Post by mario the blak knight on Jul 14, 2005 14:52:38 GMT -5
i already have some chicken here!
17th wOOt
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Post by God on Jul 14, 2005 14:53:30 GMT -5
Its 1986 I'm in the 1st grade, I'm workin really hard to get Mario laid. I got to save the princess so he could get the pussy, believe me Mario will get that ass, so fuck Luigi. Mario really wants to get her in bed, so bad that he's bustin' up bricks with his head. He just wants sex,so forget the wedding bells, jumping on mushrooms,led,and turtle shells. Droppin down green pipes and secret passageways, Makin his move to the end, where the final castle lays. Eat a magic mushroom grow a little higher, eat a white flower and spit balls of fire. All these creatures that attack,won't cut mario some slack. Oh shit hold on i'll be right back...
I'm gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer, it's gotta be hard to get laid if your a plumber. That's why I'm gonna work extra hard for my man, and get him to the end so he can stop usin his hand. Mario doesn't want to get hit, he'll shrink, the princess won't fuck a little kid, I think. So stay grown and attend to your own, and evenually the princess will attend to your bone.
(Chorus)
Save the princess quick, because she wants a dick, and if you let her free, you get the pussy.2x
Bowsers tryin to get head right now from the princess, but if it was up to me that shit'll stop this instance. cloud people throwin little spiked animals, green plants with teeth and attack like cannibals. i heard nobody yet run in the princess oven , and mario always says, virgins' i love 'em. I hate the cooper troopers so im gonna run up, and jump on the back of their shells till i get 1 of 'em. Im gonna keep playin and im never gonna quit, cuz some kid in school told me you could see the princess tits. I wanna beat it before any of my frineds do, so i could say i put pussy on mario's menu. At the end of each level i jump and get the flag, and say to myself another castle in the bag. i hope bowsers ready cuz he's in for a ride, and mario's serious when it comes to homicide. The princess is a freak even though she has class, Mario will take a plunger and put it in her ass. i hate the cannons that shoot at you constantly, and i hate the platfroms that fall out from below me. Its all worth while,just to see mario smile standing next of the princess buttnaked profile, It was my crusade to get mario laid. Super Mario Brother's best game ever made.
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