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Post by God on Jul 8, 2005 11:36:47 GMT -5
Hayao Miyazaki is God, and also has a large penis. Use this thread to discuss him.
Anyone else see Howl's Moving Castle? It was fucking great. Not as good as Spirited Away (hey, what is?) but still the best Movie of the year.
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Post by Strongbad:The Dark Master on Jul 8, 2005 13:32:40 GMT -5
I havent seen it yet.Cause the theater close by only plays "real"movies.
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Post by God on Jul 8, 2005 16:22:20 GMT -5
RRRRR!!! I FUCKING HATE THEATERS LIKE THAT!!!
We had to drive to Philly(30+ mins) to see HMC, but it was well worth it.
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Raichu.26
Stupid n00b!
i'll get an avatar later...
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Post by Raichu.26 on Jul 10, 2005 21:32:49 GMT -5
i think i'd prefer not to discuss male body parts...
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Post by God on Jul 10, 2005 22:19:27 GMT -5
Well, then you're in the wrong thread.
Hayao Miyazaki's penis can reaches Mars, and can bounce it like a basket ball.
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Post by Devil on Jul 11, 2005 5:49:45 GMT -5
Hmmmm.... Can he spin Mars like a basketball on his penis?
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Post by God on Jul 11, 2005 7:04:26 GMT -5
Hell no, that's hard.
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Post by Devil on Jul 11, 2005 18:20:42 GMT -5
Yeah, but with a little practice....
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Post by Phatalie on Jul 15, 2005 13:45:16 GMT -5
My last boyfriend could do that.  No biggie. I bet Miyazaki has more tricks up his....pants than that.  |
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Post by God on Jul 15, 2005 13:51:23 GMT -5
I once saw Miyazaki impail Godzilla and King Kong with his penis at the same time.
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Post by Devil on Jul 15, 2005 14:01:20 GMT -5
You need a skill to do something like that...
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Post by God on Jul 27, 2005 5:40:39 GMT -5
Also a large penis
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Post by Devil on Jul 27, 2005 6:01:08 GMT -5
Skill, that's something Miyazaki gots. And then some.   That's the man.... |
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Post by God on Jul 28, 2005 18:29:10 GMT -5
You know, that works better with just "Hand" for two reasons:
1. it actually rhymes
2. who masturbates with 2 hands?
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Post by God on Jul 28, 2005 22:04:00 GMT -5
4. my penis is bigger than yours
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Post by God on Jul 28, 2005 22:56:54 GMT -5
6. My ass, abstinance boy
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Post by God on Jul 28, 2005 23:15:00 GMT -5
8. That job is shit. I hate that kind of mechanic-esque work. I have enough time to hate my life during school.
9. My penis is still bigger than yours.
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Post by God on Jul 29, 2005 17:14:41 GMT -5
11. So do you.
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chrizz
Less stupid newb
hells yea!
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Post by chrizz on Jul 29, 2005 17:28:01 GMT -5
nice topic everone
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resha
Less stupid newb
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Post by resha on Aug 3, 2005 8:45:02 GMT -5
This thread was supposed to tell me of the wonder of this Miyazaki man and learn all about his virtues and how he has never sinned and stuff like that but all I find out is that he has a large....ewwwww....  Now I'm SAD. |
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Post by God on Aug 3, 2005 9:04:48 GMT -5
Yeah ... this is really a better source of information pretaining to his penis and Dogar's love of Gay Porn rather than his great greatness.
Solution: Buy/Rent/Steal/See Spirited Away.
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Post by Phatalie on Aug 11, 2005 0:39:41 GMT -5
Spirited Away is almost as good as Princess Mononoke, which I just watched last night for the second time. Whoa, man. I had almost forgotten just how damn sex that movie is. But it's pure sex.
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resha
Less stupid newb
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Post by resha on Aug 22, 2005 15:46:06 GMT -5
I am inclined to disagree with God.
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Post by God on Sept 19, 2005 14:09:06 GMT -5
Than I am inclined to rape Resha.
I would have done that anyway, but that would have been a loving rape. This'll be an angry rage-fueled rape.
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Post by God on Sept 26, 2005 18:43:50 GMT -5
last archive
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No biggie. I bet Miyazaki has more tricks up his....pants than that.
Now I'm SAD.