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Post by ozymandias on Jul 29, 2005 18:51:47 GMT -5
you people post, I'll go double-check supplies.
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Post by ozymandias on Jul 30, 2005 22:52:33 GMT -5
*rummages through the "Toy Closet"*
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Post by ozymandias on Jul 31, 2005 0:40:46 GMT -5
okay Dogar, since you're first in line you get first pick out of the closet. I'll go get the cameras all set up.
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chrizz
Less stupid newb
hells yea!
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Post by chrizz on Jul 31, 2005 10:21:32 GMT -5
yay porn start!
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Post by ozymandias on Jul 31, 2005 14:24:23 GMT -5
okay, we can do this with just one at a time, or we could go for the gay approach, your choice. Lets see if we can get a chick in here too.
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Post by redcheetah on Jul 31, 2005 14:36:34 GMT -5
sry I already am one thanks =>_>=
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Post by God on Jul 31, 2005 15:09:08 GMT -5
I'm too good for this porn, but I'd like to see the gay approach.
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Post by ozymandias on Jul 31, 2005 23:21:47 GMT -5
Alright, since no females have shown up, it seems the gay approach is it. Now, due to the lack of people, the orgy scene will have anime and CGI integrated into it. Now everyone get hard and take your places. Here's your motivation chrizz. You're alone watching tv when Dogar, your new roommate from the japanise forgien exchange program comes in. The very sight of him makes you want to strap yourself to the bed. ACTION!
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Post by God on Aug 1, 2005 6:59:42 GMT -5
chrizz + Dogar = not 1/100 hot as me.
Also, this thread offends me. We perfer the term "Adult film actors"
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Post by ozymandias on Aug 1, 2005 17:09:38 GMT -5
You want in don't you? It's okay, I can always use more people!
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Post by God on Aug 1, 2005 17:26:34 GMT -5
I reluctantly accept. Perhaps my experience can elevate this to something jack-offable.
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Post by ozymandias on Aug 1, 2005 17:54:57 GMT -5
Okay, chrizz, you're now God's girlfriend. God, you're Dogar's room mate now. Now lets see some real emotion...okay just fuck each other's brains out and the camera guy will do the rest.
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Post by God on Aug 2, 2005 7:11:54 GMT -5
ACTION:
Wow, chrizz you were great last night- ... what's this? IS THIS A PHONE NUMBER IN YOUR POCKET!? *GASP* IT'S KAEZ'S PHONE NUMBER! YOU SLUT! AND THAT'S DOGAR'S LIPSTICK ON YOUR PENIS!
I guess there's only one way to solve this ...
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Post by ozymandias on Aug 2, 2005 13:02:55 GMT -5
This is great stuff, okay Kaez, now grab Dogar while God works his magic.
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Post by ozymandias on Aug 2, 2005 16:24:31 GMT -5
hmm, a kinky film eh? could work, the kids seem to be into that nowadays. Roll cameras!
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Post by God on Aug 2, 2005 16:47:33 GMT -5
Not me baby. I want it fast and hard and all night. I don't want no slouch when it comes to sex either. I want it to be painful and rough and all night. If you can't take the heat, get out the fucking kitchen. Make love somewhere else, I came to HAVE SECKZ!
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Post by ozymandias on Aug 2, 2005 16:50:37 GMT -5
hmm...no no no this won't do at all. My actors have to feel the same passion when doing their work, otherwise we get a crappy product. God, you go with Dogar. chrizz is all yours Kaez.
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Post by God on Aug 2, 2005 18:27:27 GMT -5
Sorry, but me and Dogar have previous experience working together. You and chrizz are still in the minor leagues, boy.
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Post by God on Aug 2, 2005 18:30:34 GMT -5
Well that's what seperates the greats from the rest. I NEVER do the same thing. Even if it's the same formula, I throw in a special something to wow the crowds, so it always stays interesting.
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Post by God on Aug 2, 2005 18:33:34 GMT -5
HA! It's you keeping up with me I'm worried about.
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Post by God on Aug 2, 2005 18:36:18 GMT -5
Muscle isn't what it's all about baby, let me show you what it is all about ...
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Post by God on Aug 2, 2005 18:41:49 GMT -5
Alright, we'll need a donkey, a wheelbarrow and a glass jar to do this ...
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Post by God on Aug 2, 2005 18:43:56 GMT -5
WHATEVER!? Trust me, this will BLOW YOUR MIND! (and a couple other things too)
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Post by God on Aug 2, 2005 18:46:16 GMT -5
AND THATS WHY YOU WORK WITH CHRIZZ
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Post by God on Aug 2, 2005 18:49:59 GMT -5
Then you'll have to settle with the director ...
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